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Missyhawk

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)HUMOR & LIFE ~ Feminist, Artist, Atheist, Gamer. Anime is fun

To lesbian to function

brenodnurie:

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

muffinsinajar

(Source: xaviercharles, via fluorescentadolescency)

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

(via incase-of-emergency-fuck-me)

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

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sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives, via virgoxbitch)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via pandoras-realm)

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

(via virgoxbitch)

clamjob:

me on the ride home from school tbh image

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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