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Missyhawk

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)HUMOR & LIFE ~ Feminist, Artist, Atheist, Gamer. Anime is fun

To lesbian to function

"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego"

(via no-datee)

(via kyrievali)

mangomamita:

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

(via fluorescentadolescency)

spookyphoque:

stop for just one second.

think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.

and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.

(Source: clusterphoque, via fluorescentadolescency)

autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(via fluorescentadolescency)

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

(via incase-of-emergency-fuck-me)

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

chippychime:

when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d

image

(Source: chipchopclipclop, via incase-of-emergency-fuck-me)

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

image

If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

(via inquisitor-gingervora)

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via incase-of-emergency-fuck-me)

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via pizza)