elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

college

omako:

benditlikekorra:

s t o p

sodamnrelatable:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

ferocious-fangirl-ofdisneyland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

I watched this with my mom and she legit turned to me and said

“Honey just so you know I’d probably be cool with this.”

And I just nodded.

my mom does this with me

all it does is make me want to drink less tbh

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi

sapphirenuzlocke:

yo what the hell man

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you